Saturday, December 20, 2008

The Annual Pink Pig Pilgrimage

Once upon a time there was a pig named Priscilla. All the boys and girls in the land came to visit her each Christmas. They begged their parents to take them for a ride on her wild and crazy roller coaster.Their parents waited in line for hours and hours to buy tickets to see the prized pig.They contemplated doubling or tripling the fun until....they saw the cage.Some of the children were not very happy to wait in line.So they took a little trip to the Apple Store. Ipods always do the trick!

And food too!

Other kids required hugs and kissesuntil they found the caffienated beverages.Some were just as happy playing with their food.While others just laid back and enjoyed the ride. "How you doin?"
"I'm the man""No, I'm the MAN!""I don't know what you guys are talking about......I'm definitely THE MAN!""What about me! I wanna be in the MAN contest!"
"Boys. WHATEVERRRR""Maren, will you marry me?""Hmmmm, let me think about it...... OKAY!!!!"
"Uh OH""What was with all that boy talk? Can we just go shopping?""Don't mess with me. Me COOKIE monster. Grrrrr."
Even Cookie Monsters need a little love."Who is this strange man holding me? Oh, what the heck he seems nice. I hope he takes ME on the roller coaster?""I don't know about your guy, but I think mine is a little tipsy!""Don't worry Jack, I got your back.""I always wanted a striped hat! Thanks dude.""Yay, just two more hours 'til we get on the coaster!""I think it will be worth the wait. Just look at all those SPARKLY things!""Okay, we'll just smile and be happy!""Lady, you are way too happy. And what's up with all those kisses you keep planting on me? I think that man over there in the white sweater is getting jealous."Now that's a good fit.
"Buckle your chin strap. The G forces on this baby are unreal!""Daddy, you're such a big baby. I can handle it, no problem.""Oh My, I hope I can squeeze my fat A** out of this seat!"
"This is nothing compared to my SUPER SPEED"
"I wonder what I can do next?"

"NaNaNa Boo Boo"

"We survived the PIG!"



"I should've known that man wouldn't take me on the ride."


And they lived Happily Ever After........

1 comment:

The Johnson 5 said...

I'm crying I'm laughing so hard!! I loved the story!!

And that picture of you and Ron was one of the best!!

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