The Negotiator

Our child has turned into quite the negotiator. I think we have an attorney in our future. Here are a few snippits of our conversations:

Ron: Gracie you have 5 more minutes until it's time to wake up.
Gracie: grrrrr
Ron: (5 minutes later) Gracie your 5 minutes are up.
Gracie: Can I have 16 more?



Ron: Gracie let's get dressed. I'm late for work.
Gracie: No!
Ron: 1, 2, 3
Gracie: I'll put on my pants if you give me a piece of chocolate.


Rona: Gracie let's go through your toy room and see what we can give away to the children that don't have any toys.
Gracie: Okay!! I'll give away my kitchen and vanity. (She has been saying she wants an Ariel kitchen and vanity.....but we told her Santa wouldn't bring her those because she has a kitchen and vanity already!)

Gracie: (At 6:00 am Saturday morning) Mom I want to go downstairs.
Rona: Gracie, go back to sleep. Mr. Sun isn't even up yet.
Gracie: Mr. Sun's a jerk!